I recently bought this new-to-me brand of furniture polish. When it came in the mail, my honey read the back label, just shook her head, and said, “Of course you’d buy this kind.”
She handed me the tin and said, “Read the very bottom.”
I looked at the label and saw their tagline: “Love Your Wood.”
Her: “And the instructions…”
“rub onto wood in a circular motion and rejoice”
Me: “Yeah, you can’t forget the rejoicing. That’s the best part of rubbing your wood.”
I love it! I’m headed out to buy some gay romance author furniture polish for myself. Thanks for sharing. *muwah* : )
Oh yeah, you’ll love this stuff! Thanks for stopping by, Tara.