The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

(c) istockphoto, kupicoo 2010

Thanks to author Tori Carrington I saw the following on Facebook this morning and it gave me a good laugh.

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

  1. The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”
  2. The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”
  3. The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”
  4. The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?”
  5. The Interior Designer – who assures her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!”
  6. The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!”
  7. The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still!”

Quote I Love: The Jungle Inside Us

Here’s this week’s quote I love…

“It’s just human. We all have the jungle inside of us. We all have wants and needs and desires, strange as they may seem. If you stop to think about it, we’re all pretty creative, cooking up all these fantasies. it’s like a kind of poetry.”

-Diane Frolov and Andrew Schneider

I hope you find time to play in your jungle.