So what do you like to do for fun?

Saw this on Amber’s tumblr and just had to share…

When people ask “So what do you like to do for fun?”

Oh fuck.

Don’t say read fanfiction.

Don’t say porn.

Don’t say role play online.

Don’t say lulz at memes.

Don’t say porn.

Don’t say obsess over fictional characters.

Don’t say puzzles.

Don’t say porn.

Do. Not. Say. Porn.

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“CATS”

Top Ten Things I Learned Writing My Latest Gay Romance

(c) istockphoto.com, palantir 2006

Here’s what I’ve learned writing TAKE ME HOME (tentatively due out December 2011):

  1. Characters do not always listen to my outline.
  2. The book isn’t done until it’s done. I added some really great stuff in the last week.
  3. Reading a manuscript while walking around the house is dangerous. For my cats. Sorry, little dudes!
  4. In order to really put myself into a scene it’s possible to simulate being freezing cold in a blizzard during 100 degree days using just the power of my mind. And a fan.
  5. Writing a scene set during any other time than the past decade requires a lot of research. Even when it’s a simple journal entry from 1953.
  6. In the process of editing I read faster during the action scenes and forget to actually edit. “Uh, this is YOUR book, Sloan. Pay attention.”
  7. Making my poor characters wait to get off is kinda fun. It makes the sex scene more explosive to write.
  8. I should not have two books “in process” with characters names that start with the same initial. In this case…Kyle and Kevin. I had to tell Kevin to get back to his own damn book way too many times. “Dude, get off Evan and go find Walter!”
  9. I really love the male body and can describe a blowjob for way too many paragraphs (okay, pages) than necessary. More than anyone would want to stick around to read.And the last thing I learned writing my latest m/m romance:
  10. It’s helpful to take a character’s clothes off BEFORE attempting anal sex.

Video I Love: Expect the Unexpected

Friday Photo: I think I forgot to feed someone…

I can be pretty focused when I’m writing.

Helloooo…

(c) Sloan Parker 2011

And five minutes later…

(c) Sloan Parker 2011

And later…

(c) Sloan Parker 2011

I think I forgot something.

Quote I Love: Now That’s Love…I think

“I want to live a long time with you. I want to be old with you. I want to sit on a porch and rock with you. … And when we die, I want us to die together. I want us to get real old and then say ‘one, two, three…die’.”

-Steven Keaton, Family Ties