Sloan Parker

Here’s this week’s quote I love…

“Fifty percent of the women in this country are not having orgasms. If that were true of the male population, it would be declared a national emergency.” -Margo St. James

There would probably be national telethons and fund raisers to raise money for research.

Cheers,
Sloan

This guy is either on something or really needs a date. Be careful of your speaker volume or people will think you’re watching porn at one point. The rainbows are cool, though. Just not THAT cool.

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Hope it gave you a laugh.
Sloan

Once a week I post a video I’m loving. Here’s this week’s…

A classic: The final sketch in Woody Allen’s “Everything You’ve Always Wanted To Know About Sex But Were Too Afraid To Ask”

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Cheers,
Sloan

Once a week I post about something I’m loving (tv, movies, books, art, photos, romances, authors, or anything else). So here is this week’s For the Love of…

Here’s a fun joke that had me smiling. Thanks to the lovely Silver Pixies for sharing this one.

Found on the Refrigerator One Morning:

My Dear Wife,
You will surely understand that I have certain needs that you, being 54 years old, can no longer satisfy. I am very happy with you and I value you as a good wife. Therefore, after reading this letter, I hope that you will not wrongly interpret the fact that I will be spending the evening with my 18 year old secretary at the Comfort Inn Hotel. Please don’t be upset–I shall be home before midnight.

When the man came home late that night, he found the following letter on the dining room table:

My Dear Husband,
I received your letter and thank you for your honesty about my being 54 years old. I would like to take this opportunity to remind you that you are also 54 years old. As you know, I am a math teacher at our local college. I would like to inform you that while you read this, I will be at the Hotel Fiesta with Michael, one of my students, who is also the assistant tennis coach. He is young, virile, and like your secretary, is 18 years old. As a successful businessman who has an excellent knowledge of math, you will understand that we are in the same situation, although with one small difference – 18 goes into 54 a lot more times than 54 goes into 18. Therefore, I will not be home until sometime tomorrow.

Silly, silly man.
Sloan

Who wouldn’t love a bath like this?

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Although it ends a little too early for my tastes. Hope everyone has a great week!
Sloan

Cats will do ANYTHING for food.

For those of you who don’t know, I’m a big animal lover, and this cute (slightly odd) vid made me smile today. I hope it does the same for you.

Hope you have a great week!
Sloan

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And no, there is no actual sex going on. It’s a fully-clothed demonstration. I had tears rolling down my cheeks watching this one.

I hope you enjoy it,
Sloan

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Have you heard about Sleep Talkin’ Man?

His wife records him while he talks in his sleep, then posts the messages on their blog. He lives a “colorful existence in his dreams” usually cursing and saying random oddities. My sweetie follows the blog and sends me her favorite ones. It makes for a humorous break when I’m working.

So today I thought I’d share the link and a few recent messages from Sleep Talkin’ Man:

“Fuck me, fuck you. Simple choice, really.”
“Everybody wriggle. Everybody wriggle. It’s maggot mayhem.”
“My ass and my personality are the same thing. Huge and in your face.”

- Sleep Talkin’ Man

Check out the site at: http://sleeptalkinman.blogspot.com. It’s funny stuff.

Enjoy,
Sloan Parker

This one is hilarious. The kid’s giggle is priceless.

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There’s a lesson to be learned here. I think it has something to do with always washing your vibrators before AND after each use.

I hope you all find a nice place to hide your toys.

Cheers,
Sloan Parker

Once a week, I post about something I’m loving (tv, movies, books, art, photos, romances, authors, or anything else) that I’ve seen or read about recently. So here is this week’s For the Love of…

I’m totally loving these Star Wars screenshots at collegehumor.com. They show what it might look like if Star Wars had Facebook. The statuses for each character are perfect.

Sloan Parker
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