Quotes I Love: Condoms & Snow

“Condoms should be marketed in 3 sizes: jumbo, colossal, and super colossal, so that men do not have to go in and ask for the small”

-Barbara Seaman

“Sex is like snow; you never know how many inches you’re going to get or how long it will last.”


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