The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

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Thanks to author Tori Carrington I saw the following on Facebook this morning and it gave me a good laugh.

The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life

  1. The Doctor – who tells her to “take off all her clothes.”
  2. The Dentist – who tells her to “open wide.”
  3. The Milkman – who asks her “do you want it in the front or the back?”
  4. The Hairdresser – who asks her “do you want it teased or blown?”
  5. The Interior Designer – who assures her “once it’s inside, you’ll LOVE it!”
  6. The Banker – who insists to her “if you take it out too soon, you’ll lose interest!”
  7. The Primal Hunter – who always goes deep into the bush, always shoots twice, always eats what he shoots, but keeps telling her “Keep quiet and lie still!”

4 thoughts on “The Seven Most Important Men in a Woman’s Life”

  1. OMG Sloan! I TOTALLY needed a good giggle this morning. My personal favorite? Number 5 LMAO! Thanks ;)

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